By John Moore
In an try to win the hand of Princess Gloria in marriage, Sir Terry slays a dragon-only to find he's killed the dragon in a neighboring state and inadvertently earned the devotion of the inaccurate princess. and everybody is aware that obtaining caught with the inaccurate woman is really a destiny worse than dragons.
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But because the Darwin Awards are dynamically modiﬁed, they are not guaranteed to be entirely accurate, nor in their ﬁnal form. The last chapter in this book features stories that have been disqualiﬁed, and the reasons for the disqualiﬁcations. Most appeared in the website archive, but were later removed based on this ﬁnal public review. As you read the tales contained herein, keep in mind the lengthy submission process, and the care with which each gem was culled from dozens of competitors and honed to its current form.
He used this phrase because he felt that the term coined by Charles Darwin, natural selection, incorrectly implied a directed force behind the selection. In order for “survival of the ﬁttest” to cause a species to evolve there are four requirements. The species must show variation, and that variation must be inheritable. Not all members of the population shall survive to reproduce, but the inherited characteristics of some members make them more likely to do so. 12 THE DARWIN AWARDS III Inheritable Variation Every species scientists have studied has been found to consist of individuals exhibiting a variety of traits.
Reference: Associated Press You can learn a lot from a dummy.