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Music is written on a slave. 45 A PIS OF CAK All string instruments have stings on them. Some string instuments are gitar, violin, banjo and triangle. I love drawing and painting so my favourite subject is rat. 46 MATHS MATHS 47 A PIS OF CAK I need to work hard on my maths so I will be god at it. We drew a giraf to show how many trafics went passed the school. 48 MATHS Fractions are like harvs qarters and tirds. I would like to be an accountant but you have to know a lot about moths. 49 A PIS OF CAK Two halves make a whale.
60 GEOGRAPHY …a ship’s window is called a pothole… The bigest city in Holland is Hamsterdam and the bigest port is Rottendam. 61 A PIS OF CAK I feel sorry for children in Africa. They are starving to death. They only get a little groin to eat. I would not like to eat the groin. We stayed in Wales in summer. We stayed on a kind of campsight but instead of tents or caravans there were wooden todges. Ours was lovely. 62 GEOGRAPHY Wen we were in Scotland we used to go into the woobs for a walk. Dad liked to see how many beers he could see.
A man who writes books is called Arthur. 41 A PIS OF CAK My favourite book is The Animals Of Farting Wood. If you don’t want to use a full stop you can use an exsitement mark instead. 42 ENGLISH AND THE ARTS 2 words can be joind together by a syphen. A syphen is sometimes called a bash. In last year’s Christmas concert, Linzi played the main prat. I played one of the smaller prats and I woud like to have a bigger prat this year. 43 A PIS OF CAK When my big sister palyed Glodilocks I was aloud in the concert too.