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By John DeChancie

Partying to loss of life ? A parlous celebration on the citadel Perilous involves a useless halt whilst the physique of viscount Oren is came across and foul play is suspected. yet who's the killer? And the place is the homicide weapon? The rambunctious revelers at fortress P. take part a treacherous treasure hunt for celebration favors of a decidedly lethal nature…the homicide weapon needs to be hidden in the back of one of many 144,000 doorways, or will or not it's buried behind the following sufferer?

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Sei pazzo! (SAY-ee PAHT-zoh) You’re a jerk! Sei un citrullo! (SAY-ee oon chee-TROO-loh) You’ve got to be crazy! Devi essere pazzo! (DAY-vee EH-say-ray PAHT-zoh) You’ve got a thick head! Sei una testa dura! (SAY-ee oo-nah TEH-stah DOO-rah) You’re a brownnoser. Sei un leccapiedi. (SAY-ee oon lay-kah-pee-EH-dee) You dance like a fool. Balli come uno scemo. (BAH-lee KOH-may OON-oh SHAY-moh) You’re not worth spit! Non vali una lira! (nohn VAH-lee OO-nah LEE-rah) You’re a hoodlum! Sei un malandrino! (SAY-ee oon ma-lahn-DREE-noh) You’re a disgrace!

Sei un malandrino! (SAY-ee oon ma-lahn-DREE-noh) You’re a disgrace! Disgraziato! (deez-GRAHT-zee-ah-toh) S Go take a good shit! You’ll feel a lot better. Va’ a fare una bella cacata! Ti sentirai meglio. (vah ah FAH-ray OON-an BEH-lah kah-KAH-tah. Tee SEHN-tee-RY-ee MEHL-yoh) Mind your own business! Fatti i fatti tuoi! (FAH-tee ee FAH-tee TOY-ee) You stink! Tu puzzi! (too POOT-zee) The hell with you! Va’ al diavolo! (vah ahl dee-AH-voh-loh) Go to Hell! (The Horns) Va’ all’ inferno! (vah ahl een-FEHR-noh) Damn you!

DAY-vee EH-say-ray PAHT-zoh) You’ve got a thick head! Sei una testa dura! (SAY-ee oo-nah TEH-stah DOO-rah) You’re a brownnoser. Sei un leccapiedi. (SAY-ee oon lay-kah-pee-EH-dee) You dance like a fool. Balli come uno scemo. (BAH-lee KOH-may OON-oh SHAY-moh) You’re not worth spit! Non vali una lira! (nohn VAH-lee OO-nah LEE-rah) You’re a hoodlum! Sei un malandrino! (SAY-ee oon ma-lahn-DREE-noh) You’re a disgrace! Disgraziato! (deez-GRAHT-zee-ah-toh) S Go take a good shit! You’ll feel a lot better.

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