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By Ritch Shydner, Mark Schiff

In a hilarious examine genuine existence at the comedy circuit, a few of America's most famed comics proportion their very own tales of existence at the street, gigs long gone mistaken, and unforeseen, zany moments, with contributions via Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Mike Myers, invoice Maher, Joan Rivers, Jeff Foxworthy, and others.

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I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America's Top Comics

In a hilarious examine actual lifestyles at the comedy circuit, a few of America's most famed comics percentage their very own tales of existence at the street, gigs long past improper, and unforeseen, zany moments, with contributions by way of Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Mike Myers, invoice Maher, Joan Rivers, Jeff Foxworthy, and others.

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Sei pazzo! (SAY-ee PAHT-zoh) You’re a jerk! Sei un citrullo! (SAY-ee oon chee-TROO-loh) You’ve got to be crazy! Devi essere pazzo! (DAY-vee EH-say-ray PAHT-zoh) You’ve got a thick head! Sei una testa dura! (SAY-ee oo-nah TEH-stah DOO-rah) You’re a brownnoser. Sei un leccapiedi. (SAY-ee oon lay-kah-pee-EH-dee) You dance like a fool. Balli come uno scemo. (BAH-lee KOH-may OON-oh SHAY-moh) You’re not worth spit! Non vali una lira! (nohn VAH-lee OO-nah LEE-rah) You’re a hoodlum! Sei un malandrino! (SAY-ee oon ma-lahn-DREE-noh) You’re a disgrace!

Sei un malandrino! (SAY-ee oon ma-lahn-DREE-noh) You’re a disgrace! Disgraziato! (deez-GRAHT-zee-ah-toh) S Go take a good shit! You’ll feel a lot better. Va’ a fare una bella cacata! Ti sentirai meglio. (vah ah FAH-ray OON-an BEH-lah kah-KAH-tah. Tee SEHN-tee-RY-ee MEHL-yoh) Mind your own business! Fatti i fatti tuoi! (FAH-tee ee FAH-tee TOY-ee) You stink! Tu puzzi! (too POOT-zee) The hell with you! Va’ al diavolo! (vah ahl dee-AH-voh-loh) Go to Hell! (The Horns) Va’ all’ inferno! (vah ahl een-FEHR-noh) Damn you!

DAY-vee EH-say-ray PAHT-zoh) You’ve got a thick head! Sei una testa dura! (SAY-ee oo-nah TEH-stah DOO-rah) You’re a brownnoser. Sei un leccapiedi. (SAY-ee oon lay-kah-pee-EH-dee) You dance like a fool. Balli come uno scemo. (BAH-lee KOH-may OON-oh SHAY-moh) You’re not worth spit! Non vali una lira! (nohn VAH-lee OO-nah LEE-rah) You’re a hoodlum! Sei un malandrino! (SAY-ee oon ma-lahn-DREE-noh) You’re a disgrace! Disgraziato! (deez-GRAHT-zee-ah-toh) S Go take a good shit! You’ll feel a lot better.

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