By David Quantick
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When Paul Sparks is dumped by way of Alison, he makes a decision to exploit a gateway right into a million parallel universes to seem for a brand new girfriend - an Alison who won't unload him. It's an easy plan - he's an easy guy - aside from the forces of the Random, a guy referred to as Joseph Kaye, and a cockroach that doesn't exist. Sci-fi comedy.
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"I will return to analyzing David Quantick's first-class Sparks now" - Neil Gaiman
"“If you decide to simply stay in a single substitute fact confirm it’s the single during which you learn Sparks by way of David Quantick” – Ben Aaronovitch
When Paul Sparks is dumped via Alison, he comes to a decision to exploit a gateway right into a million parallel universes to appear for a brand new girfriend - an Alison who won't sell off him. It's an easy plan - he's an easy guy - aside from the forces of the Random, a guy known as Joseph Kaye, and a cockroach that doesn't exist. Sci-fi comedy.
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Because if you do, you die. That’s how it feels. You’ll cease to exist. You’ll be nothing. Nobody. You’ll be that little boy, hiding under the bed, the day you learned you were adopted and you wished you could become invisible. If you lose your job, your birth mother wins, and you lose. She was right, and you were wrong. ” It seems to me that for two hundred and fifty bucks an hour the guy could go a little easier on me. But anyway, he’s right. That’s how it feels. Like I’ll die. It terrifies me.
Great. ” Larry knows all about being hated. People think he’s just some narcissistic super-obnoxious nouveau riche asshole. It’s easy to see him that way, with his gigantic yachts, the World Cup sailboats, the fighter jets, the Zen palace. And sure, he’s had too much plastic surgery. Not as much as that lady who looks like a giant cat. But too much. He’s addicted to it. He’s had two face lifts and nobody knows how many eye jobs. But the fact is that beneath all that Larry is a kind and generous soul.
But he came highly recommended. ” He shakes his head. ” I hold up my hand. I sigh, dramatically. I close my eyes. It’s too late. I’ve lost my focus. I press my hands together in front of me, and rest my chin on my fingertips—a gesture meant to indicate that I am thinking, even though actually I’m not. At last I get up from the floor and we go down the hall to my office. “Speak,” I say. Sonya does the talking. I can see her mouth moving, but I’m still so furious about being interrupted that I can’t understand a word she says.