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Because the identify indicates, it is a selection of humorous proverbs from worldwide. prepared via topic, the proverbs hide various themes from existence and dying to Pessimism and Marriage and spotlight the truth that cultures may perhaps range vastly, yet humour and customary experience will be very, very equally expressed!

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World's Funniest Proverbs

Because the identify indicates, it is a number of humorous proverbs from worldwide. prepared by way of topic, the proverbs disguise more than a few issues from lifestyles and loss of life to Pessimism and Marriage and spotlight the truth that cultures might range greatly, yet humour and customary feel will be very, very equally expressed!

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If you want to be appreciated, Just shut up. (Anon) Instinct is stronger than upbringing. (Irish) It is never a good idea to test the water with both feet. (Anon) 24 Jealousy and fear have big eyes. (Serbian) Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them. (Anon) Just before dawn is the darkest hour. So if you’re planning to pinch your neighbour’s milk, that’s the time to do it. (Anon) Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone. It’s called fair-weathered. (Anon) 25 @# Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.

Danish) When God wanted to punish man He invented lawyers. (Russian) s 43 R WORK 45 R A desk without paperwork is a sign of one born to delegate. (Anon) A tidy desk is the sign of a disturbed mind. (Anon) Hard work never hurt anyone. But then why risk it? (Anon) Make sure you are not irreplaceable: if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. (Anon) 46 R Multi-tasking: the art of screwing up everything all at once. (Anon) 47 Nothing is so simple that it cannot be screwed up. (Anon) Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.

Spanish) A lawyer’s fee and a prostitute’s wages are paid in advance. (Indian) A lawyer’s opinion is worth nothing unless paid for. (English) A peasant between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. (Anon) 38 Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggie”, whilst looking for a bigger stick. (Anon) Doctors clean the body, ministers the conscience, and lawyers the purse. (German) He that loves the law will get his fill of it. (Scottish) 39 í A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and have you actually looking forward to the trip.

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